pop culture, reviewed

My web of informants is vast.

In other news, the California Department of heath is offering free birth control to any women that are at high risk of coming into contact with Mr. Federline. They note on their website www.dhs.ca.gov/FederFAQ that while usually french kissing does not, as some uninformed children may believe, lead to pregnancy, all bets are off if you're dealing with Federline, and that merely making eye contact could result in conception.

Don't tell my husband, he would then worry that I actually got knocked up from watching "Chaotic." I suppose we will know if the baby comes out with a backwards baseball cap on.